MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

By

Michael Edwin Q.

I got a wire from a mortician in another state

It told me my mother-in-law just died

The mortician wanted instructions

On whether he should bury, embalm, or cremate the old girl

I wired back

                                               “All three…let’s not take any chances!”

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